dimanche, juillet 18, 2004
- Realization -Disclaimer: The following entry may offend certain people. Any resemblance to people living or dead is purely coincidental...
Sum stuff i realised frm one day at work..
1) Singaporeans are COLOUR BLIND...
2) Singaporeans CANNOT differentiate between diff. shapes and sizes..
3) Singaporeans are illiterate..
4) Singaporeans dun understand Simple EngRish..
5) Singaporeans cant wipe their own asses for Nuts..
6) Singaporeans are WUMPS...
Found out sum very very very interesting quirks abt singaporeans reallie.. with all due respect to those who are totallie not like dat..
For one(see no.1), when they remove like the tumblers from the shelves, they HAVE to put it sumwhere at which, where the colour of the stock is absolutlely different.. Not so bad if its lite blue and dark blue.. U get stupid placements like pink against blue..
Den(see no.2), u get silly stuff like pple placing cups with handles together with the shelve tat holds the TEALIGHT CUPS.. and more absurd stuff like a dozen tumblers transferred frm like the shelf in front of them to the shelf right at the bottom..
And Den(see no. 3), when the see the sign COUNTER CLOSED, they have this thing for approaching u and asking u if the counter i closed.. .HALLOOOO... which part of counter closed do they NOT understand???
sumthin even funnier(no.4), u've gotta repeat the phrase ALL STOCK ARE OUT.. ALL ARE ON DISPLAY like gaZillion times.. in english, in mandarin.. i'm tempted to learn Hindi and malay.. and u can't say no stock coz technically the stuff's like right in front of their eyes and yet they reFUSE to acknowledge the presence of the pdt..
and (no.5) u find stuff tat's frm one end of the store at the other end.. So difficult to put the stuff back yeah?? even if its like from the shelf below.. And who in the world puts the spoon in the fork partition??
As for number 6.. U'll noe wad tat means if u watch Disney's Recess...
My first day at work was quite ok.. NuthiN exciting, everythin mundane.. Its quite an ok job lar.. No need to use bRain cells.. i think the jobs reallie tailor made for BinBos... *siGh* n i thot it was to be a challenging one.. bleahhh.. umbody TakE ME AWAY.. hAHhahaa.. but its ok lar. HAhaha.. coz i gotta spend one whole day with JoSie.. hee hEe..
well well, am rather sLeepy, so i shall just cut this thing short..
NiGhts All.. LurvE ya...
Chlarie at 3:24 PM